Welcome to Ground Hopper's blog.
He is an anonymous sport columnist for the Advertiser and Express series. His views are his own.
He will be bringing you daily blogs during the Olympics.
To contact Ground Hopper with your news and views on local sport in Maidenhed, Slough, Windsor and surrounding areas, send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org
Follow his thoughts on Twitter @GroundHopperEsq